Burnin' down tha house

So I almost burned down my apartment building tonight. I decided to make some toast in the oven and kinda forgot about it since I have the attention span of a terrier. When I remembered it and opened the oven door, the toast was literally in flames. If I hadn't been overwhelmed by panic, I probably would have thought it was pretty cool and taken a picture. But since I lacked this clarity, I decided to capture the moment with my fine art skills. I added a lovely blue skirt on my stick figure because I look like a boy. Behold.